Ghetto girls on the phone in public
The Royal Wedding is tomorrow.
When my Mom's on the phone and I hear her say my...
vanessatruelove: “Mom , why you talkin’ shit ?”
Reblog if you're a 90's kid.
So, you’re the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told the bitch, that I was a bitch. If I’m a bitch, then you’re a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. Who’s the bitch now? Bitch.
Parents go out.
My first thought: Eat everything in sight: Turn the music up: Dance like you never would in the presence of other humans: Just generally go crazy: Parents come home and ask how your day was: “It was fine”
When a bitch that you don't like says hi to you
hmmsaleena: You’re thinking But you try to be nice She starts talking and you’re like And you can’t take it anymore so you’re like lol thats rude. but true
It's no Childish Gambino but i'll take it.
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Now every girl is expected to have: - Caucasian blue eyes - full Spanish lips...– Tina Fey, Bossypants (via thatwhitebitch)
Who else pictures him whispering this in your...
iamdonald: Just wanted to let you know I hadn’t forgotten about you. Will post something as soon as I can. Donald
he’s not the only one who does this,lol.
frecksandspottles: To my new followers… To my old followers… To those who unfollowed me… To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow… To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…